Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Now this is FUNNY!

An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'

The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars! '

'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'

'Because this car can do up to 230 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.

The moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'

'No problem,' replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my moped!'

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 20 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!

He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !

Something whips by him going much faster!

'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself.

He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 200 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 220 mph. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 230 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'

The old man whispers,


'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'.
 

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

BULLYING MUST STOP NOW

Hi.

If you are like me you are tired of hearing tragic stories of the impact of bullying on the lives of children.

I believe so strongly that no child should be bullied by anyone, anywhere at any time that I wrote a pocket guide for parents called " How to Bully proof Your Child." It contains 41 tips that really do work and that give parents effective tips, tools and techniques to use when their child is bullied.

So if your child is being subjected to bullying or you know a parent who is at their wit's end dealing with this issue, check this out. I know these tips work because I used them at home and in my classroom for years. Bullying was NOT allowed.

Check it out here                         Bullying is a form of child abuse

Monday, May 16, 2016

Humour is Everywhere. Look For it and Enjoy

Humour is Everywhere

As many of you know I speak on the topic of humour and attitude in human health and relations. I am always on the look-out for humour that flows out of our shared human condition.

When I hear or observe a funny situation or story I write it down in my ever present notebook for possible use in a book or future talk.

Here is one from my collection. Hope you like it.

A commercial airline pilot, on his way to take over a flight out of Calgary, sat next to a mother who was nursing her newborn baby. As he glanced her way she felt the need to explain, " My doctor said it would prevent the baby's ears from plugging on take-off and landing."

Not knowing how to respond the pilot found himself saying," And all these years of flying I have been chewing gum."

For more funny stories to give your life a lift and a laugh...
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Wednesday, May 11, 2016

How to Embrace, Fully, the Mystery of Life



A brief selection from my book " Embracing the Mystery"
Each Summer I return to Algoma District drawn by some powerful, magnetic force, to be saturated with its beauty and formed by its soitude. It is in this awesome solitude that I reflect on the meaning of life, contemplate the mysteries of the universe and celebrate the sheer joy of being alive. http://motivationalplus.com/cgi/a/t.cgi?embracing

Friday, April 22, 2016

FREE Workplace Cartoon Collection

Free Workplace Cartoon Collection. Great for memos, newsletters, bulletin boards and staff in-service NO EMAIL REQUIRED
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