Here are four funny ones for you to brighten your day.
* I'm on two diets. I just don't get enough food on one.
* The only way to lose 75 pounds fast is to get mugged in England.
* My doctor suggested that I cut back on red meat, so I quit putting ketchup on my hamburgers.
* I'm not as smart as I used to be but you can't stay a teenagers all your life.
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