Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Funny One-liners

Here are four funny ones for you to brighten your day.

* I'm on two diets. I just don't get enough food on one.

* The only way to lose 75 pounds fast is to get mugged in England.

* My doctor suggested that I cut back on red meat, so I quit putting ketchup on my hamburgers.

* I'm not as smart as I used to be but you can't stay a teenagers all your life.

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