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Showing posts with label man/woman relationships. Show all posts
Showing posts with label man/woman relationships. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Top Ten Things You NEVER Say to the Woman in Your Life
1. How about a treadmill for your birthday?
2. That fit you last year. Didn't it?
3. Let's face it Honey, the scales don't lie.
4. Do you ever stop talking?
5. What do you do all day?
6. Is that your third cookie?
7. You have the legs of a 25 year old model...from the knees down.
8. Are you going out in that?
9. Is your Mother coming for a visit again this year?
10. That's quite a paunch you've got there
The lesson in this is Think before you open your manly mouth.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Ten Things a Man MUST NEVER Say to The Woman In His Life
Healthcare is such a big issue everywhere these days. Here are ten things men must never say to avoid medical expenses and guarantee healthy "accident" free living.
By the way I've said a couple of these in my life with Carol. In case you're interested.. my recuperation took three months but I still walk with a slight limp.
Never say to the woman in your life...
1. Is that your third cookie?
2. You can't blame everything on having children.
3. But you've had a headache for two weeks.
4. I think one glass of wine is enough. Don't you?
5. That's quite a paunch you're getting.
6. Scales don't lie, Hon.
7. Those slacks used to fit you so well.
8. I think it might be time for bifocals.
9. When you were young you were SO HOT!!
10.I was thinking of getting you a treadmill for your birthday. Would you like one?
Stay tuned for the Ten Things Women Must NEVER Say to the Man in her life.
By the way I've said a couple of these in my life with Carol. In case you're interested.. my recuperation took three months but I still walk with a slight limp.
Never say to the woman in your life...
1. Is that your third cookie?
2. You can't blame everything on having children.
3. But you've had a headache for two weeks.
4. I think one glass of wine is enough. Don't you?
5. That's quite a paunch you're getting.
6. Scales don't lie, Hon.
7. Those slacks used to fit you so well.
8. I think it might be time for bifocals.
9. When you were young you were SO HOT!!
10.I was thinking of getting you a treadmill for your birthday. Would you like one?
Stay tuned for the Ten Things Women Must NEVER Say to the Man in her life.
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