Showing posts with label aging. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aging. Show all posts

Saturday, April 09, 2016

If You're Over 50 And Your Ass is Draggin' Check This Out FAST!!

All you need to know and do to confront  retirement and aging head on with a positive attitude and a sense of joy and fun." Everyone wants to live a long life but no one wants to get old."


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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

God's Waiting Room? Not For Me

After delivering a lively speech on " Going for the Gusto " ( Living, to the Max, the Only Life You Have) I was approached by a young man named Marty who said that he wished his parents had been in the audience. It seems his parents, who had just turned 70 and were in good physical health, had given up on life and were just waiting to die.


" They really needed to hear your positive, uplifting message but I didn't realize the talk would be like this." We chatted for a few minutes and I gave him a Free copy of my book for his parents. I do hope they read it and have their life batteries recharged BIG TIME.


The tragedy is that there are far too many people like Marty's parents in "God's waiting room. " What we need to do is empty God's waiting room and fill up God's Play Room.

Enjoy life at every age

Thursday, May 05, 2011

I kept telling this to my Dad but he just couldn't do it...

In the last ten years of his life my Dad lived in the past. Every question he asked was an opportunity to share stories from his past.


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Monday, February 07, 2011

How to Avoid Getting Old Just $10.00


Hi to all. I have adjusted the price of a download copy of my in-demand book " How to Avoid Getting Old No Matter How Long You Live" It sells out at every time I speak.

Check it out here and download a copy for only $10.00

I know you'll love it.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

How to Avoid Getting Old No Matter How Long You Live






To hell with aging gracefully I want to age humorously and FUNfully with a fantastic attitude!!




If you're one of the JOYLESS MULTITUDES who find yourself...

getting out of bed in the morning to the sound of creaking, stiff joints,


thinking that you have more sidewalk behind you than ahead of you,


fearing the END,worrying about when, not if, you'll get cancer,


and thinking that you're over the hill and too old to cut the mustard? ( Whatever that means)


Then YOU'VE GOT TO PUT A STOP TO IT RIGHT NOW!!!


My best selling ebook " How to Avoid Getting Old No Matter How Long You Live " will be coming out as a hard cover within the next month. I think every person over the age of 40 should read this little book. For a sample of what you get for UNDER $15.00VISIT HERE

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Funny oneliners

I really like these.

Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then shit on your car. (Sorry for the crude word but poop wouldn't have been as funny)

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.


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Friday, March 12, 2010

How to Avoid Getting Old Cartoon

This is just one of the cartoons from my popular e-book " How to Avoid Getting Old No Matter How Long You Live." Check it out HERE

Monday, October 26, 2009

Avoid Getting Old



We are all members of the TOO MUCH and TOO LITTLE Generation

We eat too much
Drink too much
worry too much
Get angry too much
Watch TV too much
Fear too much


Laugh too little
Smile too little
play too little
exercise too little

On it goes.

One of the fears a great many of us have is Getting Old with all the misperceptions our youth oriented culture has sold us. I have written and illustrated a book on the subject and it sells out every time I speak.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

My wife loves this little verse

Hi to all.
Here is a little verse that I use when speaking about attitude and perception. It's by Susan Anderson.

When we were young you made me blush,
Go hot and cold and turn to mush.
I still feel all these things are true...
But is it menopause or you?

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