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Showing posts with label humourous one-liners. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 13, 2016
Friday, April 03, 2015
Mental Munchies
There is nothing as irrelevant as the answer to an unasked question.
Remember that nothing says;" I love you like a vacuum cleaner."
Vodka might be made from potatoes but it doesn't count as a serving of vegetables.
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Remember that nothing says;" I love you like a vacuum cleaner."
Vodka might be made from potatoes but it doesn't count as a serving of vegetables.
http://motivationalplus.com/cgi/a/t.cgi?embracing
Wednesday, December 03, 2014
3 Funny Oneliners
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what the hell happened.
I know there is no life on Mars. It has never shown up on my daughter’s phone bill.
The problem with being punctual is there’s no one around to appreciate it.
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I know there is no life on Mars. It has never shown up on my daughter’s phone bill.
The problem with being punctual is there’s no one around to appreciate it.
For 101 funny Oneliners Click Here.
Need a FUN speaker with a Great Message? Click Here
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