Optimism is a lot like electricity... nothing much happens without it.
Doctor to family of deceased patient: " He failed to achieve his wellness potential."
Willie Nelson's concept of leadership: Find a group heading in your direction and jump out in front of it.
" If it weren't for laughter we'd be a lot sicker than we are." Victor Borge
Men love women because they're wonderful. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn.
Why is it that health club commercials never show people who look as if they need to be there?
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