101 Humorous Oneliners

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Here are 5 one liners from my collection of 101 Humorous Oneliners

1. Expecting life to treat you fairly because you’re a good person is much like expecting a bull not to charge you because you’re a vegetarian.

2. Start each day off with a smile..............and get it over with. W.C. Fields

3. My Mother told me I wouldn’t get far in life because of my procrastination, but I told her,“ Just you Wait!”

4. If you go to a doctor’s office and find all the plants dead, get yourself another doctor. Erma Bombeck

5. If at first you don’t succeed, so much for sky diving