Your Freedom Ends Where My Nose Begins... STOP BULLYING NOW!

41 Sure-fire Ways to Bully-proof Your Child

Everyone wants their child to be liked and included but what do you do when they aren't. I have put together 41 effective strategies  to put an end to bullying of your child.  Let's face it... you worked hard to raise a self confident, respectful  and caring child  and then bullying happens. You begin to see  their self confidence diminish along with their self esteem.  What do you do? Check this out.

Now this is FUNNY!

An elderly man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.

The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny?'

The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars! '

'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'

'Because this car can do up to 230 miles an hour!' states the doctor proudly.

The moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside?'

'No problem,' replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my moped!'

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 20 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!

He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH !

Something whips by him going much faster!

'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself.

He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 200 mph.

Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped!

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 220 mph. He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 230 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.

The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive.

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'

The old man whispers,

'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!'.

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BULLYING MUST STOP NOW

Hi.

If you are like me you are tired of hearing tragic stories of the impact of bullying on the lives of children.

I believe so strongly that no child should be bullied by anyone, anywhere at any time that I wrote a pocket guide for parents called " How to Bully proof Your Child." It contains 41 tips that really do work and that give parents effective tips, tools and techniques to use when their child is bullied.

So if your child is being subjected to bullying or you know a parent who is at their wit's end dealing with this issue, check this out. I know these tips work because I used them at home and in my classroom for years. Bullying was NOT allowed.

Check it out here                         Bullying is a form of child abuse                   

Humour is Everywhere. Look For it and Enjoy

Humour is Everywhere

As many of you know I speak on the topic of humour and attitude in human health and relations. I am always on the look-out for humour that flows out of our shared human condition.

When I hear or observe a funny situation or story I write it down in my ever present notebook for possible use in a book or future talk.

Here is one from my collection. Hope you like it.

A commercial airline pilot, on his way to take over a flight out of Calgary, sat next to a mother who was nursing her newborn baby. As he glanced her way she felt the need to explain, " My doctor said it would prevent the baby's ears from plugging on take-off and landing."

Not knowing how to respond the pilot found himself saying," And all these years of flying I have been chewing gum."

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How to Embrace, Fully, the Mystery of Life

A brief selection from my book " Embracing the Mystery"
Each Summer I return to Algoma District drawn by some powerful, magnetic force, to be saturated with its beauty and formed by its soitude. It is in this awesome solitude that I reflect on the meaning of life, contemplate the mysteries of the universe and celebrate the sheer joy of being alive. http://motivationalplus.com/cgi/a/t.cgi?embracing

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22 Ways to Improve Your People Skills

    

            

1. Develop an interest in people and become other oriented.
2. Know what people need and then try to meet those needs.
3. Ask about their family and be genuinely interested in their answer.
4. Find people doing something right and praise them generously.
5. Believe in the collective wisdom of the group.
6. Talk in terms of a person's main interest....THEMSELVES.
7. Always look directly at the person you are speaking to.

8. Laugh at yourself. When you do you give people permission to laugh at themselves.
9. Start believing that people are your most valuable resource.
10.Always give credit, don't take credit.
11.Care about the health and well being of people.
12. When you must correct another person always do so gently and in private.
13. Always give another person the benefit of the doubt.
14. Never treat people like numbers or things.
15. Learn and use their first names.
16. Never give the impression that you are too busy or rushed to care.
17. Never use sarcasm in conversation. It's a low form of humor and can be hurtful.
18. Never try to make yourself look good by making someone else look bad.

19. Share cute, funny, clean stories with those you work with and invite them to do likewise.
20. Laugh and play together as a group. There is a bonding power in laughter and play.
21.When you do or say something hurtful always be big enough to apologize. " I'm sorry " is one of the most powerful phrases in any language
22. Smile. There is power in a smile and life is just too short not to.

These are from my manual, " Up Your People Skills" (101 Ways to Become a People Person)
Mike Moore speaks and writes on Humor and Human Relationships.
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How to Earn $5000+ Monthly With Your Mind, Your Message and Your Mouth.

How to Earn $5000+ Monthly With Your Mind, Your Message and Your Mouth.

Many people today are standing on the brink of retirement totally unprepared, financially, for what's to come. Perhaps you are one of them.

Maybe you don't have a pension or have a very small one. Maybe you put off investing in your future for one reason or another.

Now here you are about to retire and  really worried about a diminished income and a drastically altered lifestyle.

Why not do what I did?

There I was with over 30 years of accumulated experience, knowledge and expertise.
I thought,
" Surely there are people out there willing to pay for what I had between my ears." And you know what??? There are.

To check what I did to now earn and extra $5000 plus monthly with what is between my ears visit...
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If I did it so can you.

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The Burdens of Life???

Something in life only becomes a burden when you start thinking it is. Mike Moore For more CLICK HERE

Life Changing Words from the Wise Old Hermit

Read carefully as these simple words have the power to transform your life.

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Happy National Humor Month

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If You're Over 50 And Your Ass is Draggin' Check This Out FAST!!

All you need to know and do to confront  retirement and aging head on with a positive attitude and a sense of joy and fun." Everyone wants to live a long life but no one wants to get old."

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A Concern I Have About George Washington

I Wonder... Was reading recently that George Washinton wore wooden dentures. That got me thinking. I wonder if he lived in fear of woodpeckers, termites and the emerald ash borer?
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