Thursday, March 31, 2011

New cartoon plus cute oneliner

" 5 year old watching his Grandpa taking out his false teeth: " WOW, that was great. Now let me see you take off your nose."

New cartoon

Sunday, March 27, 2011

I Did it on Amazon Kindle

Well I finally did it. I took three of my best sellers and put them on Amazon Kindle. It wasn't that difficult. You can check them out here.

More will follow.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Top Ten Things You NEVER Say to the Woman in Your Life

humorous keynote speakers






1. How about a treadmill for your birthday?
2. That fit you last year. Didn't it?
3. Let's face it Honey, the scales don't lie.
4. Do you ever stop talking?
5. What do you do all day?
6. Is that your third cookie?
7. You have the legs of a 25 year old model...from the knees down.
8. Are you going out in that?
9. Is your Mother coming for a visit again this year?
10. That's quite a paunch you've got there

The lesson in this is Think before you open your manly mouth.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Sitting by the ocean

Sitting by the ocean today here in North Myrtle Beach I was reminded of the words of Gibran, " The sea never sleeps and in its vigil there is consolation for the restless soul." I could stay here forever. It is that peaceful and comforting.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

How to Overcome the Fear of Speaking in Public in Just 30 Days

I am offering all my blog readers a chance to order my new ebook " The Art of Fearless Speaking" for a great price. If you're tired of being tongue tied every time you have to speak in front of others then this is for you. Check it out here.